Things That Are Funny About Having Two Sprained Ankles

1. Getting into the bathtub when you can’t get your ankles wet (they’re all wrapped up with tape I can’t take off for another 9 days)

2. Having a bath when you can’t get your ankles wet

3. Getting out of the bathtub when you can’t get your ankles wet (this was by far the most difficult and most amusing of the three)

4. Doctor’s visits (“Does this hurt?” “Yes.” “Okay, does this hurt?” “YES!” “Okay, does this hurt?” “My ankle is the colour of a friggin’ blueberry, of course it hurts when you grip it like a vice and twist it!!!”)

5. Walking down the stairs with crutches when you can't really put weight on either foot (I’ve only fallen once so far, so I think I’m doing rather well!)

6. Being forced to sit on the couch and do nothing (people actually enjoy this whole ‘sitting around’ thing?)